Rugby-Songs zum mitsingen

I‘ve been a wild rover for many a year,
and I spent all my money on whiskey and beer.
But now I‘m returning with gold in great store,
and I never will play the wild rover no more.

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And it‘s no, nay, never,
no nay never no more,
will I play the wild rover,
no never no more.

I went to an ale-house I used to frequent,
and I told the landlady my money was spent.
I asked her for credit, she answered me „nay
such a custom as yours I could have any day.“

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I took from my pocket ten sovereigns bright,
and the landlady‘s eyes opened wide with delight.
She said „I have whiskey and wines of the best
and the words that I spoke sure were only in jest.“

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I‘ll go home to my parents, confess what I‘ve done,
and I‘ll ask them to pardon their prodigal son.
And if they forgive me as oft times before,
Sure I never will play the wild rover no more.

This is number one
and the fun just begun

Refrain:
Roll me over, lay me down and do it again
Roll me over in the clover
Roll me over, lay me down and do it again

This is number two
and my hand is on her shoe

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This is number three
and my hand is on her knee

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This is number four
and we‘re rolling on the floor

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This is number five
and the bee is in the hive

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This is number six
and she said she like my tricks

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This is number seven
and we‘re in our seven heaven

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This is number eight
and the nurse is at the gate

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This is number nine a
nd the twins are doing fine

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This is number ten
and we‘re at it once again

Aus dem Städtchen Varel kommen wir,
Varels Rugbyspieler, das sind wir.
Wenn wir die Versuche legen,
geh`n wir abends eine heben,
aus dem Städtchen Varel kommen wir,

Wir singen ja, ja, yippie, yippy, yeah,
singen ja, ja, yippie, yippy,yeah,
Wenn wir die Versuche legen,
geh`n wir abends eine heben,
aus dem Städtchen Varel kommen wir.

Ja wer einmal nur in Varel war,
der kommt wieder auch im nächsten Jahr
Wenn wir die Versuche legen,
geh`n wir abends eine heben,
aus dem Städtchen Varel kommen wir,

Wir singen ja, ja, yippie, yippy yeah,
singen ja, ja, yippie, yippy yeah,
Wenn wir die Versuche legen,
geh`n wir abends eine heben,
deutsche Bullen hat man uns genannt!

(First verse and Refrain)
Dinah, Dinah show us your leg, show us your leg,
show us your leg.
Dinah, Dinah show us your leg,
a yard above your knee.

The rich girl rides a limousine,
The poor girl rides a truck.
But the only ride that Dinah has,
Is when she has a fuck.

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The rich girl uses a sanitary towel,
The poor girl uses a sheet.
But Dinah uses nothing at all,
Leaves a trail along the street.

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The rich girl wears a brassiere,
The poor Girl uses string,
But Dinah uses nothing at all,
She let‘s the bastards swing.

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The rich girl uses Vaseline,
The poor uses lard.
But Dinah uses axle grease,
Because her cunt‘s so hard.

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The rich girls work in factories,
The poor girls work in stores.
But Dinah works in a brothel,
With forty other whores!

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I wish I were the diamond ring,
On Dinah‘s dainty hand.
Then every time she wiped her arse,
I‘d see the promised land.

The Mayor of Bayswater,
he had a pretty daughter.
And the hair on her dicky-di-do,
hangs down to her knees.

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One black one, One white one,
One with a bit of shite on.
And on with a fairly light,
to show us the way.

If she were my daughter,
i‘d have them cut shorter.
And the hair on her dicky-di-do,
hangs down to her knees.

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I've smelt it, I've felt it,
it's just like a piece of velvet.
And the hair on her dicky-di-do,
hangs down to her knees.

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She lived on a mountain,
and pissed like a bloody fountain.
And the hair on her dicky-di-do,
Hangs down to her knees.

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You need a coal miner,
to find her vagina.
And the hair on her dicky-di-do,
hangs down to her knees.

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She married an Italian,
with balls like a fucking stallion.
And the hair on her dicky-di-do,
hangs down to her knees.

Es zogen drei Mannschaften über den Rhein,
es zogen drei Mannschaften über den Rhein.
Die eine in Grün-Weiß, die andere in Weiß-Grün,
die Jugend als Reserve.
Die eine in Grün-Weiß, die andere in Weiß-Grün,
die Jugend als Reserve.

Bei einer Frau Wirtin da kehrten sie ein,
bei einer Frau Wirtin da kehrten sie ein.
Sie tranken Bier und Wein und sie trankenWein und Bier,
bis an den frühen Morgen.
Sie tranken Bier und Wein und sie trankenWein und Bier,
bis an den frühen Morgen.

Frau Wirtin hatte auch ein kleines Töchterlein,
FrauWirtin hatte auch ein kleines Töchterlein,
sie war so süß und fein und sie war so fein und süß,
sie war der Stolz der Mannschaft.
Sie war so süß und fein und sie so fein und süß,
sie war der Stolz der Mannschaft.

Warum kleines Madl, warum weinest du so sehr,
warum kleines Madl, warum weinest du so sehr.
Ein junger Rugbyspieler, Grün-Weiß war`n seine Farben,
die Unschuld mir genommen.
Ein junger Rugbyspieler, Grün-Weiß war`n seine Farben,
die Unschuld mir genommen.

Der Mannschaftsführer war ein herzensguter Mann,
der Mannschaftsführer war ein herzensguter Mann,
Er ließ die Pfeife trillern und die Mannschaft aufmaschier`n,
er selber war`s gewesen.
Er ließ die Pfeife trillern und die Mannschaft aufmaschier`n,
er selber war`s gewesen.

Swing-low sweet chariot,
coming for to carry me home.
Swing low sweet chariot,
coming for to carry me home.

I looked over Jordan,
and what did I see?
Coming for to carry me home.
A band of angels coming after me.
Coming for to carry me home.

 Swing low sweet chariot,
coming for to carry me home.
Swing low sweet chariot,
coming for to carry me home.

If you get there before I do,
coming for to carry me home
Tell all my friends I‘m coming too,
coming for to carry me home.

Swing low sweet chariot,
coming for to carry me home.
Swing low sweet chariot,
coming for to carry me home

In Dublin‘s fair city,
where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone.
As she wheel‘d her wheel barrow,
thro‘ streets broad and narrow

Crying „Cockles and Mussels alive, alive O“!
Alive, alive O! Alive, alive O!
Crying „Cockles and Mussels Alive, alive O“!

She was a fishmonger,
But sure ‚twas no wonder,
for so were her father and mother before.
And they each wheel‘d their barrow
Thro‘ streets broad and narrow

Crying „Cockles and Mussels alive, alive O“!
Alive, alive O! Alive, alive O!
Crying „Cockles and Mussels Alive, alive O“!

She died of a fever,
and no one could save her,
and that was the end of sweet Molly Malone.
But her ghost wheels her barrow
Thro‘ streets broad and narrow

Crying „Cockles and Mussels alive, alive O“!
Alive, alive O! Alive, alive O!
Crying „Cockles and Mussels Alive, alive O“!

All: Alouette, gentille Alouette.
Alouette, gentille plumerai.

Leader: Oh how i love her scraggly hair?
All: Oh how we love her scraggly hair.
Leader: Her scraggly hair.
All:  Her scraggly hair.
Leader: Her hole all wet.
All: Her Alouette.
All: OH!
Alouette, gentille Alouette.
Alouette, gentille plumerai.

Leader: Oh how i love her furrowed brow?
All: Oh how we love her furrowed brow.
Leader: Her furrowed brow.
All: Her furrowed brow.
Leader: Her scraggly hair.
All: Her scraggly hair.
Leader: Her hole all et.
All: Her Alouette.
Leader: OH!....

Two glass eyes?

Broken nose?

Two capped teeth?

Double chin?

Saggy tits?

Big Pot belly?

Clammy thighs?

Smelly Fanny?

Furry thing?

Hole All Wet!!!

My father makes book on the corner,
my mother makes illicit gin,
My sister sells kisses to sailors,
my God how the money rolls in.

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Rolls in, rolls in
My God how the money rolls in, rolls in,
Rolls in, rolls in,
My God how the money rolls in.

My cousin‘s a Harley Street surgeon,
with instruments long, sharp, and thin,
He only does one operation,
my God how the money rolls in.

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My sister's a barmaid in Sydney,
for a shilling she strips to the skin,
She's stripping from mom to midnight,
my God how the money rolls in.

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My mother‘s a bawdy house keeper,
every night when the evening grows dim,
She hangs out a little red lantern,
my God how the money rolls in.

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My brother‘s a poor missionary,
He saves fallen women from sin,
He‘ll save you a blonde for a guinea,
My God how the money rolls in.

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I‘ve lost all me cash on the horses,
I‘m sick from the illicit gin,
I‘m falling in love with my father,
my God what a mess I‘m in.

We`ll have a drink, a drink, a drink
to Lilly the Pink, the Pink, the Pink
the saviour of the human race.
For she invented her wonderous compound,
to make man fuck with style and grace.

Now Mr. Morgan, had a very small organ,
he could hardly raise a stand.
So Lily gave him her wonderous compound,
and now he comes in either hands.

Now Mr. Dooley, had very small goolies,
they looked like a couple of peas.
So Lily gave him her wonderous compound,
and now they hang below his knees.

Now Mrs. Walker, had tiny knockers,
they hardly showed beneath her blouse.
So Lily gave him her wonderous compound,
now they milk her with the cows.

If I were the marrying kind,
Which thank the lord I’ m not sir,
The kind of man that I would wed,
Would be a rugby full-back.

And he’ d find touch,
and I’ d find touch,
We’d both find touch together.

We’d be alright in the middle of the night,
Finding touch together.

If I were the marrying kind,
Which thank the lord I’ m not sir,
The kind of man that I would wed,
Would be wing three-quarter.

And he’ d go hard,
And I’ d go hard,
We’ d both go hard together.
We’ d be alright in the middle of the night,
Going hard together.

Would be a centre three-quarter   -   pass it out

Would be a rugby fly-half   -   whip it out

Would be a rugby scrum-half   -   put it in

Would be a rugby hooker   -   hook the balls

Would be a rugby prop-forward   -   hold it up

Would be a big rugby lock   -   screw the scrum

Would be a rugby fullback   -   kicking hard

Would be a rugby ball   -   get pumped

Would be a referees whistle   -   get blown

Would be a half-time orange   -   get sucked

I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know a bear that you all know, Yogi Yogi bear.
Yogi Yogi bear! Yogi Yogi bear!
I know a bear that you all know, Yogi Yogi bear.

Yogi‘s got a girlfriend bear, Suzie, Suzie,
Yogi‘s got a girlfriend bear, Suzie Suzie bear
Suzie Suzie bear! Suzie Suzie bear!
Yogi‘s got a girlfriend bear, Suzie Suzie bear.

Suzie she likes whips and chains, kinky, kinky,
Suzie she likes whips and chains, kinky kiny bear.
Kinky kinky bear! Kinky kinky bear!
Suzie likes whips and chains, kinky kinky bear.

Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, grizley, grisly,
Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, she‘s a grisly bear.
She‘s a grisly bear! She‘s a grisly bear!
Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, she‘s a grisly bear.

Yogi‘s knob is green and long, cue cum, cue cum,
Yogi‘s knob is green and long, he‘s a cucumber.
He‘s a cucumber! He‘s a cucumber!
Yogi‘s knob is green and long, he‘s a cucumber.

Suzie put it in her mouth, goblin, goblin,
Suzie put it in her mouth, she‘s a goblin bear.
She‘s a goblin bear! She‘s a goblin bear!
Suzie put it in her mouth, she‘s a goblin bear!

Yogi‘s got a cheesey knob, camen, camen
Yogi‘s got a cheesey knob, he‘s a Camenbert.
He‘s a camenbeat! He‘s a Camenbert!
Yogi‘s got a cheesey knob, he‘s a Camenbert.

Susie has a girlfriend bear, Klondike, Klondike.
Susie has a girlfriend bear, Klondike. Klondike Bear,
She`s a Klondike Bear, she`s a Klondike Bear.
Susie has a girlfriend bear, she`s a Klondike Bear.

BooBoo’s only 3 feet tall, blowjob, blowjob.
BooBoo’s only 3 feet tall, blowjob, blowjob, blowjob bear.
He`s a blowjob bear! he`s a blowjob  bear!
BooBoo’s only 3 feet tall, he`s a blowjob bear.

Boo Boo turned up with his friends, gangbang, gangbang,
Boo Boo turned up with his friends, he‘s a gangbang bear.
He‘s a gangbang bear! He‘s a gangbang bear!
Boo Boo turned up with his friends, he‘s a gangbang bear.

Whose that bear right over there? Big tits, blonde hair,
Whose that bear right over there? Big tits and blonde hair.
It must be Dani bear! It must be Dani bear!
Cause she‘s got big tits and blonde hair, it must be Dani bear.

Now I‘m here all on my own... Lonely, lonely.
Now I‘m here all on my own... I‘m a lonely bear.
What can I do all on my own? Lonely... Lonely.
What can I do all on my own? I‘m a wanker bear!



I put my hand upon her toe, yo-ho, yo-ho.
I put my hand upon her toe, yo-ho, yo-ho.
I put my hand upon her toe,
she said hey Rugger, you’re way too low!
Get in get out quit fuckin’ about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho.

I put my hand upon her knee yo ho, yo ho.
I put my hand upon her knee yo ho, yo ho.
I put my hand upon her knee,
she said hey Rugger, you’re teasin me!
Get in get out quit fuckin about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho,

I put my hand upon her thigh yo ho, yo ho.
I put my hand upon her thigh yo ho, yo ho.
I put my hand upon her thigh,
she said hey Rugger, you’re way too shy
Get in get out quit fuckin upon yo ho, yo ho, yo ho.

I put my hand upon her twat yo ho, yo ho.
I put my hand upon her twat yo ho, yo ho.
I put my hand upon her twat,
she said hey Rugger, you hit the spot
Get in get out quit fuckin about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho.

I put my hand upon her tit yo ho, yo ho.
I put my hand upon her tit yo ho, yo ho.
I put my hand upon her tit,
she said hey Rugger, you’re gettin it
Get in get out quit fuckin about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho.

And now she lies in a ole’ pine box, yo-ho, yo-ho.
And now she lies in a ole’ pine box, yo-ho, yo-ho.
And now she lies in a ole’ pine box, she died from suckin too many Ruggers cocks!
Get in, get out, quit fucking about yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho.

I dig her up every now and then, yo-ho, yo-ho.
I dig her up every now and then, yo-ho, yo-ho.
I dig her up every now and then, we fucked her once we’ll fuck her again!
Get in, get out, quit fucking about yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho.